Pancake · i'm sitting next to my highschool enemy at a table. She's being rude. I grab my salad, throw it in her face, and hit her over the head with the bowl repeatedly. She runs away, hides in an office building. it is a police precinct. She's an officer. I try to hit her again, but she blocks. I grab her and shake her. White out. I wake up on the floor, confetti falling, for an office party celebrating two lesbian's engagement. they get a plaque.